funny dinnertime white trash shit

alright. like good white trash in teh 2000s, we had a tv in the kitchen and it'd be on during most meals. the only time it wouldn't be on would be when my mom would want to pick fights with my dad adn be like "DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THE FUCKIN TV ON?! Lets turn it off. be a family and acknowledge your kids" and then we'd sit there in silence. But thats not what im getting to

I remember when the commercial for that Johnny Knoxville movie where he was pretending to be a retard came on. he said "my name is chuck can i have a slice of your doody?" everyone started laughing.

another time we were eating late and a Ron White comedy special was on. it was the joke where he was talking about eating dinner at his parents house as an adult. how his other more successful siblings were able to talk about being doctors and shit. then when he'd be questioned about his life, he said "i was thinking of this bit about sticking your pecker in the toaster" and everyone laughed.

funny how those two moments were some of the best dinner moments at that house. everyones grown up now.

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anonymous Funny February 26, 2026 at 1:41 am 0 0