It's been a week since a stupid college whore decided to piss us off at work...
She decided to ruin a statue in our building by twerking and lap dancing on it. Full video and everything. But apparently daddie dearest paid for the fixings and repair.
Coworker saw her running outside toward our building screaming and crying while a dude was following her. We locked the doors and told her to get upd since she didn't have a school Id to prove she can come in and to use the blue phones all over campus. It's our code to not open doors for anyone at night, no matter who they are, even professors we don't open for. It's technically for the buildings safety and ours. And we value our own lives over a used up, damaged goods whore.
It's been a quiet four days without hearing her sing like a bag of drowning cats.
We keep our jobs cause we followed code.
And she's been gone.
Nice and quietSchool September 04, 2026 at 11:44 pm00
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