Ewwwwwwwwwwww tits

This woman on the commercial was saying "these are my breasts" and the camera kept on them showed a sagging pair at a restaurant as the woman narrated about how her tits have changed. Ewwww. Just fucking ewwww. No one wants to hear this shit. Want me to talk about nutsacks on TV? No. I have decency.

Reminds me of when I was at the aquarium restaurant at Disney. This woman started breast feeding. Shit made me uncomfortable. I didn't see anything. Didn't want to see anything. There was a moment when me and her made eye contact either before or after she did that nasty shit and then I worried she thought I was some kind of pervert trying to watch her. Honestly it was fucking selfish and inconsiderate of her to had been doing that there to begin with. No one wanted to be around that. Not the other families. Not the old people. Not the single fucks like me. Get a bottle.

Commercial break. This is my nutsack. It sometimes smells like bleach/vinegar. My nutsack has changed with me. Get a testees screening. You wanna hear that shit? No.

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anonymous Funny October 04, 2026 at 11:45 am 0 0