Educated Guess Forecast: November 2026

I'm a man in his 30s and single. My only option is sad ass singles events and speed dating. Two events are next month and I'm going to use my gift of being an educated guesser to give my predictions.

Neither event will pan anything out.

When I get there I will laugh to myself at how pathetic and socially inept the other men are. Either wimpy and spineless as hell or scary ex military types who have domestic batterer written all over them.

The women will be a bunch of dull barfly whores who are usually too insecure to go alone, so they have some whore friend go along with them. Birds of a feather.

Then you can't not have medical field rejects and teachers. Nothing gets my dick hard like emotionally closed off snobs with no interests, who can't hold a conversation. But oh, they went on vacation "do you travel?" Ugh.

I doubt there will even be one descent woman at either event and if there are they'll shoot my ass down.

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anonymous Relationships October 31, 2026 at 11:25 am 0 0