Edgy kid syndrome

A scary amount of people at my school suffer from edgy kid syndrome and I hope that they find a cure for it soon. Where do I even start? I'm going to choose my friend first, I met her and she was cool whatever. Then she claimed to have depression and proudly showed me her self harm on her wrists. Then she claimed to have add, anxiety, ocd. She would randomly say "Haha! Omg I'm so bipolar look at me!" and she made a huge deal about her apparently being anorexic and not eating in over two days even though she stuffed her fat face with food everyday. She wore fingerless yingyang gloves and said she hated the "basic bitches" (they were actually really nice except for one of them). She liked BTS and claimed that they were the only reason that she hasn't commit suicide yet, and this is off topic but she hated kpop and the next week she loved it. She did things for "aesthetic" and was the tumblr type. She would say depressed things that she probably found on Instagram and made a big deal about liking girls and being lesbian even though she's only dated one girl and the rest are boys. I think she realized how cringey it was and stopped so now she normal. Next is her friend but she isn't that bad, I don't know her really but one time I sat with my friend and she was there and I heard talking, this is what she said: "I'm so edgy that my phone password is literally KILL. If someone asks me how edgy I am from a scale of one to a thousand, I'm like 'a thousand, I'm so edgy'". And she has short hair that is dyed fiery orange that is always straightened, wears a lot of oversized black clothes and chokers but I don't know how bad her case of edgy kid syndrome is bc I don't have classes with her. I'm going to talk about one more person bc this rant is too long lol, this person was in my art class this year and she's a year older. I'm surprised that she didn't love art like most emo kids do, she didn't do much work and the teacher had us sitting at the same table all year long so I listened to her attempts at sounding like a cool Edgelord. Well first of all, she was a skater poser, wore tons of vans and thrasher as much as she could and claimed to love skateboarding, but it wasn't believable to me. She claimed to be colourblind to the colours white and brown but that isn't real, I googled it and she was lying. She thought she was so cool bc the was listening to come as you are, one of the most popular nirvana songs, and it was so cringey to me bc I'm a huge fan of theirs and Incesticide is my fav album. She drew nirvansmiley faces on everything. She apparently had adhd and was sooo depressed and sometimes she put her head down and looked up to see if people saw how depressed she was and drew sad faces. I'm forgetting about the boy I see after I walk out of school, he wears a black button up to his neck possibly choking him, skinny back jeans, black vans, shaved sides of his head with a floppy black fringe, and I don't know him either but he probably brags about how "edgy" he is. Sorry if this is so long, I love to make fun of ppl but I hope it was entertaining.

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anonymous Funny July 30, 2019 at 5:33 pm 0 0