dating app checklist

Easy way to ween out trash if you are unfortunate enough to be using these apps.

No job. RUN. If they aren't fucking working, you don't need to date them. "Stay at home mom" is another word for lazy trash who got knocked up just to not work. Anyone else who isn't disabled/sick, no fucking excuse.

Any sort of list of rules for interacting with them. "Don't message me if-" Ugh. No wonder you've been on the app for three years.

If they lie/withhold shit about their substance use. Means they know it's a problem and are trying to manipulate.

Any shit about how important their kids are. Why not marry the kids, or at least try to make it work with the father(s)?

Any fixation on death. Creepy tapestries, skulls, cards, posters, any kind of sick shit in the background. Especially if any pictures are taken at the cemetery.

The boat/bar bikini/dress pics. High maintenance and boring as fuck. You won't find Travis Kelce, and I don't want Taylor Swift. Being the 29839843893589538th woman on there with a dress and booze in hand is not sexy, and I doubt you think anyone is good enough for you anyway.

Active drug/alcohol user. Weed is not a personality type. Holding cans of trashy, overpriced beer in every pic isn't either.

Travel obsession. Ugh. Spoiled bitch who thinks this gives her a personality.

Pictures of her with friends. She is always the less attractive one BTW, or should I saw BBW?

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anonymous Dating June 19, 2026 at 5:07 pm 0 0