I find myself reminded today of how sad and pathetic certain men can be.
First one was this guy who was a former supervisor. Very wimpy, creepy, overbearing, off-putting, insecure, two faced loser. He would beg guys to hang out with him and would pretend to have a crush on every girl who'd come in. He'd then shout about it to where everyone could hear.
His "friends" would encourage him to ask these women out just to see the Trainwreck. He'd usually add the girls on SnapChat and do nothing else. I know in one case there was one girl who was like an 8 and he got shot the fuck down by her. He'd immediately friendzone himself with every girl and say "girl!" In conversation, something me and most men have and will NEVER do.
He'd put his job on the line when asking people to hang out outside of work and still kept doing it. He also aired every detail of his pathetic life. How he had nothing outside of work going on ever. How he had no friends. Just a really fucking sad person who didn't even care about anyone and everyone hated for a clear reasons.
The other guy was this loser from a shit singles event. He parked to where he was talking up too much extra space and I was boxed in right after getting there. He wore fucking Marvel shorts. The event sucked ass.
There was one descent looking girl there. She looked kinda like Emma Watson and was about the same age as me and that guy. Dude runs over to her the first chance he gets, and won't leave her alone the whole night. Literally won't leave the table she was sitting at for hours. You were supposed to force small talk for two or three minutes with someone and then leave and maybe exchange contacts. No one exchanged contacts with anyone from what I saw.
I had to wait to be unboxed in the parking lot by this douchebag. He didn't walk out with her. I randomly stumbled on his Facebook months later because he commented on a local business I go, and he's not in a relationship so Emma Watson look alike and him aren't playing with his wand. Well, he's playing with his wand, and will continue to if he chooses to stay an overbearing, inconsiderate douchebag.
anonymousFunny November 13, 2026 at 11:31 am00
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