OMG I LITERALLY WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO GET A SODA BECAUSE I WAS THIRSTY AND HADN'T HAD ONE IN A WHILE AND I THOUGHT MY PARENTS WOULDN'T CARE SO I GOT ONE AND WHILE I WAS GOING BACK UP STAIRS MY MOM SEES ME AND STARTS RAMBLING LIKE STFU. SO THEN I SAID WELL YOU HAVE ONE EVERY DAY. AND IN SHE SAID WELL IM 40 AND DONE GROWING. NO, YOUR 45 AND MAYBE YOUR DONE GROWING BUT YOUR DEFINITELY NOT DONE AGING I CAN SEE THOSE WRINKLES FORMING AS WE SPEAK. YOU LITERALLY HAVE 2 CUPS OF COFFEE, AND AT LEAST 2 SODAS EVERY FUCKING DAY YOU BIGGIE.
lucyHome May 15, 2025 at 6:21 pm00
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