Some People are Hopeless and Should Just Die

I know this guy who is super shut in, dropped out of HS or something. No friends. Barely any family. Doesn't really talk to anyone so no one really knows him or anything. He barely ever leaves his house and runs from girls like they're contagious.

So this is like 15 years ago almost. Still funny to this day.

So, for some reason this asshole starts getting super paranoid that everything is out to get him. The food is poisoned, the water is poisoned, and even the air. Shit, the genius thinks he's an alien or God and everyone else is a robot out to kill him too. It gets even funnier though because despite avoiding girls all his life he ends up thinking he has a family in a neighboring country. Out of nowhere he leaves his family with a duffel bag of useless books that he ends up ditching in a pond. Then as he walks down the freeway he strips because he's nude. When they finally find him about 20-45 miles away he's completely nude. Somehow he was gonna invade another fucking country nude.

They only stuck him in the mental hospital for a month and gave him only one bipolar/schizo med. For some reason they let him out though, and he ended up developing agoraphobia. He already had problems.

What a fucking loser. Thinking he had a family and friends and shit lmao. Bro needed more help than they could give him. Last I heard he couldn't keep a job and he's struggling hard to get by. Serves him right lmao. Fucking loser

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anonymous Funny February 12, 2026 at 9:37 pm 0 3