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i just had half a can of spam

i just had half a can of spam

as if that didnt sound white trash enough. my boss is on drugs. i remember seeing my boss on a dating app beore i got hired in. wonder if we coulda SYFUSHUDAHSHUDHAU .....yeah. i ate mcdonalds yesterday. i have never smoked crack or crystal meth, cant the say the same for the girl i liked in college.

when i used to say anything about towels to my dad, he'd say something about it being for my head. i'd be like i need a towel and he'd say for your head? he also was obsessed with hating gay people.
anonymous Funny February 25, 2026 at 4:10 am 0
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Sounds rich af to me. A whole towel just for your hair? I've been known to use a dirty shirt to dry myself off if I gotta. Sometimes I skip it completely.

Can't say anything about Spam. I was living off Chili for awhile though, and plan on going back to that at some point. Super cheap and shit.

But look at you over here affording clean towels just for your hair, jeez.
anonymous 4 hours ago
I sleep in a living room, have my stuff in storage, and don’t even have a real mattress.

Never done drugs aside from weed. Almost 40. My right shoulder is fucked. I’ve got TR-PTSD. Not exactly doing a whole lot with my life now or ever. If it helps
anonymous 3 hours ago
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