All rants from Funny

[1271] pooping in the corner
 -  the othe day i was at work and the staff bathroom was occupied so i thought why use a toilet when theres a perfectly good corner over there so i took a shit in the corner but i enede up getting fired and my dog ran away and my bf dumped me for a u...

2 weeks 3 days 17 hours 4 minutes 30 seconds ago
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[1180] Laugh
 -  This really isn't that funny. Funny is so overrated.

8 weeks 0 days 5 hours 34 minutes 57 seconds ago
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[1070] Why do fat people bitch?
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15 weeks 6 days 23 hours 33 minutes 35 seconds ago
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[834] Psycho?
 -  WOW! Your mother actually said that the reasons why i am banned from your house is due to her fear of me sneaking in to kill you? UUUh ok. Translation: I dont want to lose my little boy to that evil little slut because my older son high tailed out...

35 weeks 1 day 2 hours 44 minutes 47 seconds ago
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[833] Willard:the movie
 -  Dude you totally remind me of the character "Willard" who lets "mother" influence almost every aspect his your life... i never thought i would ever say this but yeah, you're that guy in the neighborhood who is in his 3rd decade...

35 weeks 1 day 3 hours 29 minutes 45 seconds ago
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[632] How Humilating for you
 -  You said you didn't want to hear from me anymore, you change your number. Then you call me, on your birthday, no less. Don't call me anymore. You totally wanted me out of your life. Then stay the fuck out of mine. I'm not here for your conveni...

83 weeks 6 days 0 hours 59 minutes 21 seconds ago
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[625] Laughter
 -  Aren't comics supposed to be funny and entertaining ?? there main purpose is to make people laugh, like carrot top getting beaten with a bat...or David Hasselhoff trying to eat a doublestack, while slurring shit that the Egyptians can't even d...

88 weeks 0 days 22 hours 30 minutes 25 seconds ago
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[622] sound
 -  I can't tell where it's coming from. Trying to find a ringing cordless phone is just about impossible. I feel so inadequate.

88 weeks 1 day 11 hours 0 minutes 40 seconds ago
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[621] Vacation
 -  The week days just seem to drag on and on --just like the many lectures and arguments I've had in life ...of course when your on vacation it doesn't drag... You go to Disneyland to see the sights, next thing you know your back at the office hol...

88 weeks 5 days 3 hours 19 minutes 56 seconds ago
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[611] The Rave
 -  Have you ever been to a bonfire with a bunch of fucking drunk lunatics.....that are more plastered than Jenna Jameson Let me tell you why I would rather chew on a box of razorblades then go back....... The one I went to was held in the mid...

89 weeks 3 days 4 hours 34 minutes 7 seconds ago
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