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[55005] I love to scoop!
 - Aparently, the overhang edge of the penis head is used to scoop out the semen of rival males from the vagina. I love to scoop!

2 hours 5 minutes 43 seconds ago
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[55004] I got big pee pee
 - It big like an eggroll. If me were Abel to suck there ducks, they'd never leave the house. If I had a longer spine I'd be able to. Or no bones. Only thing I need just acts like a bone. Penis sexy to get back up and down to a friend of mine who are not going on about the way my life over a month and the place where we were going through my ema...

3 hours 12 minutes 46 seconds ago
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[55003] alyl
 - PEOPLE, PLEASE POST ALL YOUR STUPID, NEGATIVE AND IGNORANT BULLSHIT ON YOUR OWN WALLS INSTEAD OF ON THE TIMELINE OF OTHERS.

4 hours 6 minutes 28 seconds ago
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[55002] the fuck to do
 - Your boyfriend slaps you around a couple times saying it's just in the moment he never means to but he's done it more than once. You know you aren't supposed to be like this. It's almost Christmas you have already bought each other presents and everything. But it's still in the back of your mind. You speak up to your family and say you're talkin...

4 hours 19 minutes 35 seconds ago
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[55001] WHY CANT PPL TAKE CARE OF THEIR KIDS?!
 - OK so my extended family is driving me nuts!! Like why can't they be like normal people and stop asking my mom to take care of their kids, JUST GET A BABY SITTER THAT'S NOT RELATED TO YOU LIKE THE REST OF THE DAMN WORLD. my mom always has to take care of their kids thanks to the fact that they helped my dad out this year, she feels like she has ...

5 hours 41 minutes 34 seconds ago
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[54999] Nothing Is Getting Done!!!
 - This hollow trailer we're living in is slowly deteriorating, and nothing is being done about it!!! One of the toilets isn't flushing properly! The stove handle broke off! The plug outlets are so loose that whatever you plug in them falls out! Spots on the floor are sinking in! The wooden walls are so splintery and full of half-hammered nails! Th...

7 hours 39 minutes 30 seconds ago
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[54997] Rudeass friends
 - I'm one of the smartest kids in my school and people consider me to be pretty nice, but I feel like all of my friends r just pretending to like me to I help them do their homework. I have this one bitch of a friend who always asks me to read her fucking terrible English essays and gets mad when I leave constructive criticism and really just want...

8 hours 25 minutes 29 seconds ago
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[54994] Racist white guy
 - I just saw some white guy trying to teach his little girl, probably two or three, to dance and sing to Louis Armstrong. Fucking white people trying to take the black culture. If the kid wasn't there I would knock his dumbass out. Go listen to Creed or Nickelback and teach your stupid inbred white baby worthless crap, lie you are. Quit stealin...

11 hours 45 minutes 7 seconds ago
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[54993] obnoxious food server
 - I took my 86 year old father out to lunch and the bitch whore server treated him like crap. First she ignored him and asked me what he wanted to order. I said he will tell you, he just needs a few minutes to look at the menu. That apparently didn't sit well with her plans and she stood there, sighing and rolling her eyes. Our food took forev...

13 hours 56 minutes 23 seconds ago
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[54991] Mixed Emotions
 - So the other night after a basketball game,that my crush played in, we talked to each other. He talks differently around me when it is just us and it makes me really happy. Well after we were interupted by a girl who likes him to... argh!... we ended up taking a group picture and he was on the end and then it was me and you know how you rap arms...

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